The Fast Five .....of w$ Seven

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The Fast Five
5 REASONS WHY
MICROSOFT THINKS
YOU'LL LOVE WINDOWS 7

1- It includes even more useful features stolen from Apple
2- Your computer will run much faster because you won't
be able to load most of your old programs
3- Less use of the word “Vista” means less instances of
involuntary twitching among PC users everywhere
4- Newly designed font screen is cleaner, so it's
much easier to read Fatal Error messages
5- PC users will enjoy a “virus-free feeling” for
two weeks while hackers prepare mayor security
breaches for Windows 7

PS.: ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL EVENTS OR CHARACTERS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL